Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Tuesday, March 26, 2013
by Shelly Diaz
Chapstick: Super annoyed with how many chapsticks I’ve bought this winter and how many I never used completely before they went MIA.

Skateboarding: Not cute, if you bust your face every time you’re on the board.

Closet: Why would you want to present yourself as a frisky kind of gal, when we all know you ain’t ‘bout that life.

Unacceptable: You may not and shall not yuck anyone else’s yum’s until you’ve tried it. For Dummies: If you haven’t tried my food then don’t tell me its disgusting.

Hefty: Thank you 500 lb girls for not allowing me to wear yoga PANTS to school. I’ll return the favor someday and maybe ban bringing McDonalds… after I graduate so I can bring it for the rest of the year.


Girls: Why are you going to complain about… everything, sit down and shut up.

Media: Posting on Facebook and tweeting the most cliché song lyrics makes me want to crawl into a hole and die.

Tattoos: Birds on your hips, anchors and dream catchers that’s the most original tattoo I have seen in my 4 years of high school.

BrownHouse: Just do it, it’s awesome.

Twerking: Why does every female in this school think they can “twerk”? BOO YOU SUCK.

Makeup: It sucks for someone to be beautiful with their make up on and when they wake up the next morning next to someone you look like a naked mole rat.

PDA: If someone and their significant other aren’t allowed to share a peck before classes, why do they allow pregnant teachers to roam the school?


  1. I highly doubt a persons weight is why yoga pants got banned.

  2. I'm so agitated by...
    Shelly: so hypocritical, and always complaining. BOO YOU. learn to live life happy and nothing will bother you